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Products

Small ones. Larger ones. Slightly questionable shapes. Products for people who know exactly what they want and people who opened this page with absolutely no plan whatsoever.

17 products
Blue Balls Blue Balls
Another questionable option

Blue Balls

It’s blue. It has balls. Naming it was an unusually efficient meeting.
$55.95
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Pink Tax Pink Tax
Another questionable option

Pink Tax

Pink Tax is curved, textured and very committed to making itself known.
$54.95
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Red Flags Red Flags
Another questionable option

Red Flags

Looks like a bad decision. Fortunately, it’s a fairly small one.
$54.95
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There is no prize for choosing the biggest one.

Pick based on what actually suits you. Size, firmness and shape matter considerably more than buying something dramatic for bragging rights.

Highly technical advice
Start sensible. Escalate later.

You can always come back for something more ambitious later. The internet will still be here.

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