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Creature Lube - Green 120ml
Whether you're a ravenous werewolf or a sultry swamp creature, this lush and slippery slime keeps things delightfully wet, beastly, and wild. New to Little Genie's line of finely crafted erotic liquids, lubricants, and enhancements, Sex Slime is the antidote when the craving for creature kink strikes. Sex Slime is a water-based body glide lubricant safe for penile, vaginal, and anal application.
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Creature Lube - Green 120ml
$29.95
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