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Important Information

This product is intended for adults aged 18 years and over. By purchasing, you confirm you meet the legal age requirement in your jurisdiction.

Products should be used responsibly and only as intended. Improper use may result in injury. If irritation or discomfort occurs, discontinue use.

For hygiene reasons, opened items may not be eligible for return unless faulty. Your rights under Australian Consumer Law remain unaffected. 

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