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Small but Committed

Small ones. Larger ones. Slightly questionable shapes. Products for people who know exactly what they want and people who opened this page with absolutely no plan whatsoever.

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Crater Expectations

A small step for mankind.A considerably bigger one for you.

$54.95

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Unicorn Problems

The unicorn industry has been largely unregulated for years. This is the...

$54.95

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Probe-ably Fine

It looks like something aliens would use right before wiping your memory.

$54.95

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Red Flags

Looks like a bad decision. Fortunately, it’s a fairly small one.

$54.95

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Highly Saturated

The design brief was apparently “use whatever colours are left.”

$54.95

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Blue Balls

It’s blue. It has balls. Naming it was an unusually efficient meeting.

$55.95

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Not sure?

There is no prize for choosing the biggest one.

Pick based on what actually suits you. Size, firmness and shape matter considerably more than buying something dramatic for bragging rights.

✓ Discreet packaging

✓ Tracked shipping

✓ Australian owned

✓ Actual human support