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Why is it Shaped Like That?

Small ones. Larger ones. Slightly questionable shapes. Products for people who know exactly what they want and people who opened this page with absolutely no plan whatsoever.

6 products

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Banana With Benefits

This looks like a banana split got very confused about its purpose....

$64.95

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Pink Tax

Pink Tax is curved, textured and very committed to making itself known.

$54.95

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A Bit Clingy

It’s a tentacle. Of course it has attachment issues.

$54.95

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A Lot to Take In

There’s really no polite way to say this. It’s big. Not “oh,...

$64.95

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The Stretch Goal

This is less of a toy and more of a personal development...

$64.95

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Hiss and Tell

Some people are scared of snakes. Other people apparently looked at one...

$64.95

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Not sure?

There is no prize for choosing the biggest one.

Pick based on what actually suits you. Size, firmness and shape matter considerably more than buying something dramatic for bragging rights.

✓ Discreet packaging

✓ Tracked shipping

✓ Australian owned

✓ Actual human support