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Small ones. Larger ones. Slightly questionable shapes. Products for people who know exactly what they want and people who opened this page with absolutely no plan whatsoever.

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Not sure?

There is no prize for choosing the biggest one.

Pick based on what actually suits you. Size, firmness and shape matter considerably more than buying something dramatic for bragging rights.

Highly technical advice
Start sensible. Escalate later.

You can always come back for something more ambitious later. The internet will still be here.

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